Im a Chaplain...and its the best job ever!!!
Im lovin hanging out with my friends from church and enjoying life as it comes :)
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Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons. ---------------------- clearly im using the wrong transport when i go to the local bar ;)
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haha, wanna come fishing with me? :P
apparently these are laws here in australia:
A life sentence is 25 years.
Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them.
You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle.
It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular.
It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.
Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, a modem can’t pick up on the first ring.
Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons.
The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is in the care/custody of the older person, in which case it is 18.
Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
You must have a neck to knee swimsuit in order to swim at Brighton Beach.
Until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay.
(and i think that it either is still or used to be illegal to use tarot cards and fortune telling - we learnt about that in shcool)
Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons.
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clearly im using the wrong transport when i go to the local bar ;)
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